I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
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