tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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