Bisexual people are plain selfish.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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