Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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