It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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