This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Randomize
