Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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