But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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