I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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