I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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