I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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