This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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