Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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