Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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