her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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