his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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