Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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