I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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