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This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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