how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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