I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
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