And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Randomize
