what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I will be naked everywhere
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
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