He asked me if I "almost moaned"
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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