Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Dignity is for republicans.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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