watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
you never un-have a 4some
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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