Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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