thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Randomize
