I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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