Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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