if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
foreskin is a definite game changer
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Randomize
