Got a toothbrush?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
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