We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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