just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
