You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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