this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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