Your tits are I can't wait for
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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