sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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