i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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