D3 body, D1 cock
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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