did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Enjoy the penises
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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