i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
Randomize
