You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
