Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Randomize
