weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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