Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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