Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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