...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We're facebook friends in real life
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
This is the high leading the old right now
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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