I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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