She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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