drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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